This is really amazing; it makes Clinton's empty quest look downright respectable.
As the death toll in China's Sichuan province climbs, the nation’s bloggers have joined together in the search for a scapegoat.
What, the Dalai Lama did it?
Broadband connections across the country are pulsing with rumours of "earthquake omens" involving toads or butterflies - all allegedly ignored by the authorities. Some even talk of a vast pre-Olympic conspiracy.